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| ...but Sam's criminal mind doesn't take long to become apparent. |
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| Noticing the nearby MoD base, his mind quickly switches from enjoying the sights of Southend...to destroying them!!! |
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| But unbeknown to Mr Lacey, Southend's top security forces are onto him in a flash!!! |
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| Southend Police are called, but it's the good ol' Southend Pier and Foreshore crew who spot Mr Lacey heading to the pier... |
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| ...and the race is on to save one of Britain...sorry, the World's favourite landmarks!* |
| *Note: Southend Pier is STILL the World's LONGEST Pleasure Pier, and long may that continue! |
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| Sam is closely followed by the Police to the end of the Pier. |
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| Sitting on the end of the pier, Sam knows the game is up... |
| Southend Police Department are just in another league! |
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| Moments after jumping into the Sea, all that Sam gains is a new shirt! (his old one being soaked through, of course ;-) ) |
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| The arrest of Mr Lacey and subsequent banishment from Southend-on-Sea does wonders for the tourist industry in sunny Southend, who can once again live in peace, as indicated by the thumbs up from this anonymous tourist (from High Wycombe). |
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| The following is a reconstruction of events that happened towards the end of this summer... |
| LINKS: |
| Official Southend-on-Sea Website - http://www.southend.gov.uk/ |
| Unofficial Southend(s) Website - www.geocities.com/southendsrock |
