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Sam Up . Southend Roadtrip . The following account is of a road trip,
conducted by Mr Lacey, in which he abducted and
forced members of the Hambleden Youth Group to drive
with him around a really random route, going from Lane End to Hambleden via Southend, Lewknor, Watlington, Nettlebed, Henley, Marlow and Leaving Lane End at 11.30am with a victim already in
the car, Mr Lacey made his way to Hambleden via Frieth having
picked up another on the way. After searching for Kate in Hambleden,
he drove back towards Frieth and tried to pick up
his final victim. He successfully surprised his victim, but noticed that his
victim’s parents were at home, so he decided to leave in order to think of a
way to abduct without their knowledge. His tummy began to rumble (for being a
criminal and abducting people is hungry work), so he decided to head to ASDA
(for he secretly loves the neon green signs and longs to work there in order
to get hold of an ASDA jacket). Clemmie, one of the
victims, tried in vain to run away while Sam was shopping, but was unable to
get away quick enough. The following products were found to have been
purchased after one of our officers gained a receipt from the store:
ASDA Receipt: 1 x 2L Coca Cola 1 x Party Rings 1 x Walkers Crisps (6 pack) 1 x Cadburys Chocolate Sweets 1 x Finding Nemo cakes (6 pack) 1 x Party Poppers (20 in pack) 1 x Squawker Blowouts (8 in pack) After significant analysis, it was deemed
by our forensic team that Mr Lacey had found any
excuse for a party. With £13.75 worth of petrol bought, he left the store and
headed back to Frieth. By this time he had clearly
thought of a plan, as Tim was successfully abducted within moments of
reaching his home. After muttering the words “What’s down this
road? Oh well, let’s see” Mr Lacey zoomed towards Skirmett. A few random turnings later, and after almost
knocking down a couple of deer, Mr Lacey finally
arrived at Southend. Forcing his victims to have their photo taken next
to the Southend sign, and visiting Southend farm (including viewing a bull - pictured), he
finally allowed his victims to join in eating some of the food bought. He then set off on the route shown below,
zooming past settlements such as Christmas Common, Watlington,
Christmas Common again, Park Corner and finally
ending up in It was then found out, clearly through
using GPS, that Kate was located in While telling Tim and his other victims to
go and buy some Iced Gems from Iceland (on a ‘Buy One, Get One Free’
promotion at the time, in case you’re interested), he crept behind Kate,
traumatised her by using a party popper as an offensive weapon, and threw her
into the boot of his car (see photo). He then zoom zoom
zoomed back to Hambleden, reaching it at 5.00pm,
before carrying out the hideous act that can be seen in Recon 2. The only
positive from the incident was that, while Sam was clearly having a whale of
a time laughing, the other victims were able to escape. But for how long… Click here to view Recon 2 – Mr Lacey
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