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Sam Up website, restored and rebranded under the www.southendsrock.co.uk
banner due to the unfortunate demise of Geocities. One could question whether Mr Lacey was in fact behind the sudden disappearance of the
Geocities web-browser…but anyways, the Hambleden
Department of Mr Lacey
was first spotted committing grievous harm to locals in the Hambleden area in April 2004 (see reports below) and has
since repeated further crimes against the community as documented on this
website and the connected forum. Reconstructions of the attacks have been created
using body doubles to try and jog people’s memories of events and to help
catch Mr Lacey even sooner. Remember:
If you don’t report, he won’t get caught! To visit the Forum created to discuss incidents
involving Mr Lacey’s attacks (and also general banter): While most of the
information has been condensed onto this page, for the reconstructions of
some of the fatal attacks please visit: Recon
1 – Mr Lacey and the Bird
Recon
2 – Mr Lacey and the Bridge
Recon
3 – Mr Lacey and the Boat
Recon
4 – Mr Lacey and the Barn
. Advice
. The following was been taken directly
from the The following message is from the Hambleden Chief Officer: .
Reports . The following is a list of attacks that
people have suffered from Mr Lacey. If you have
suffered, please don't hesitate to e-mail me. I will try to post reports as soon
as possible. The more I receive (please don't make too many up - may look
unrealistic), the sooner we may be able to lock Sam up. Report 1 Date: 25/04/04 Location: Hambleden
Youth Group The following report is straight from the horses’ mouth. At Hambleden Youth Group, Mr Lacey admitted to, while partaking in a harmless activity, punching Kate in the face and causing nasal damage. Possible Witnesses: Hambleden
Youth Group Members Report 2 Date: 18/04/04 Location: Hambleden
Youth Group The following report has been submitted by Clemmie. Referring to Mr Lacey
- "On the first night at our new residence for youth group we were all
exploring Mem and I were walking in front of
everyone else and Sam jumped out at us trying to attack us but luckily we had
managed to keep our footing & escape his fists and once he realised he
wasn't getting anywhere we started to run and we chased him but unfortunately
he had a get away car and we couldn't catch up with him and it was to dark to
get the number plate” Possible Witnesses: Hambleden
Youth Group Members Report 3 Date: 2/05/04 Location: A bridge in Hambleden The following report has been submitted by
Kate. Referring to Mr Lacey - "when I was
taking an afternoon walk in the Possible Witnesses: Hambleden
Residents .
Solicitor’s Response . Being the most professional police force in
the UK, we feel that we should incorporate the following message from Mr Lacey's lawyer, Xavier Krodas
QC, even though we know very few people will care about Mr Lacey's opinions and many will (and regularly do) dismiss
them completely. Feel free to read his statement, if you can be bothered. For the immediate attention of Hambleden Chief Officer: |